Not to be blasphemous, but how could God kick this adorable creature out of Heaven and make him fall into a boiling sea of sulphur?
Not to be blasphemous, but how could God kick this adorable creature out of Heaven and make him fall into a boiling sea of sulphur?
When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”
thinking very hard abt the time i said “yeah, my partner has a couple favorite foods we always keep around the house! keeping them stocked makes him feel more secure, it helps a lot with his mental health” and my mama, who disapproved of these specific foods, said “hmm, it sounds like he needs to seperate food from love and security.”
huh????? what the hell else is food supposed to be about. goddamn.
When I’m in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.
In a continuation of weird Barbie crossovers no one asked for (see: the duolingo owl):
Flo from Progressive at the world premiere of the Barbie movie
Also, props to Allan???
He’s a doll most people have never heard of. He got discontinued forever ago cause he was perceived as gay by consumers and they didn’t like that.
But I love that he had an actual role in Barbie. He was very queer coded, yeah, but he didn’t like when all the Kens turned to Patriarchy. He was so uncomfortable that he wanted to abandon Barbieland all together. He knew it was wrong.
And then he helped the Barbies get themselves back. He had a pink jumpsuit and sunglasses and went out all stealthy to get the Barbies in the van. He even voted at the end to keep the constitution the way it was.
Big Allan fan over here.
crazy seeing rightwing people calling the barbie movie anti-men considering i’m pretty sure the “i’m just ken” song did more good for men’s mental health than any number of their shitty little incel forums combined
it does not make you a bad leftist to feel grief regarding the titanic situation. empathy is normal and healthy. don’t feel guilty about it.
kensplained for those who need it
Thinking about Weird Barbie and how she’s the very obviously queer outsider of the Barbie world, she straddles the lines between Barbie and the Real World. She’s the most aware of the performative nature of it all. She supports Barbie while also gently mocking her panic at losing the hyperfeminine perfection. Her weird house is also home to the discontinued reject weird Barbies, the outcasts (including very gay earring Ken) who never fell into either the original matriarchy or the Kentriarchy brainwashing.
The other more classically heteronormative and beautiful Barbies both pity and fear her, and at first the narrative pities her as well. She’s the vessel of girls going weird and crazy and feral on their dolls and that’s amazing. Weird Barbie is aware of who she is and how the world sees her and she loves it. She’s Weird Barbie and She Owns It.